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Swordfights!
Salute to the noble art of fighting with pointy sticks.
Prepare for the fight scene! The feistier cousin of the dream ballet, the cinematic sword fight owes more to traditions of dance choreography than actual combat, and serves the same purpose; when your feelings are too strong to be expressed with words or singing, you dance… or duel!
This collection covers over 80 years of on screen sword fights, from the sublime to the ridiculous, to the ridiculous sublime (looking at you Peter Greenway). Note the relatively long takes; giving the choreography room to breathe. This requires a great deal of rehearsal and training, but the results are memorable sequences that hold up decades later.
On a below the line note, quite a few films in this collection were choreographed by swordmaster and champion fencer, Bob Anderson; who despite getting a rough start by slashing Errol Flynn’s thigh on his first gig went on to become a highly influential Hollywood swordmaster. He fight directed films such as The Mask of Zorro, The Princess Bride, and The Empire Strikes Back. He was also the man behind Vader’s mask for the lightsaber fights of the last two films of the original trilogy.
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The Valiant Girl White Rose (1929) - Some very early Chinese cinema drag; shout out to Christopher Rea of Modern Chinese Cultural Studies at UBC for making this available on YouTube with subtitles. Musical additions are solely the fault of the exhibitor.
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon (2000) - Remember, the customer that’s armed with a magical sword of destiny is always right.
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Raining in the Mountain (1979) - King Hu’s wuxia (lit. martial arts and chivalry) epic, here we present the absolutely gorgeous bamboo forest fight.
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The Princess Bride (1987) - The showdown on the cliffs of insanity is the centre piece of Rob Reiner’s infinitely quotable fairy tale epic. Incidentally, we are not left handed either.
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The Court Jester (1938) - Danny Kaye’s stand out performance, never has an actor portrayed such a wide range of sword fighting abilities in one scene. Look for Angela Lansbury in her Hollywood ingenue era.
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Douglas Fairbanks in Robin Hood (1922) - Before there was extreme parkour, there was Douglas Fairbanks.
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The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) - Errol Flynn and some great set dec makes a magical combo.
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Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) - Unlike some other Robin Hoods, Cary Elwes can speak with an English accent.
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The Princess Bride (1987) - Hello, our name is the East Van Vodville Cinema, you have pressed the button, prepare to smile.
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Samurai Saga (1959) - Toshiro Mifune as Cereno De Bergerac with a beautiful little swordfighting ditty.
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The Tale of Zatoichi Continues (1962) - The blind swordmaster returns, with predictable results for all anonymous mooks and general ruffians.
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(After 9pm!) Sanjuro (1962) - Akira Kurosawa’s classic Samurai tale, with Toshiro Mifune’s regular nose. In contrast to most of the films in this collection, the violence here is treated less as spectacle than terrible finality.
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(After 9pm!) The Princess Bride (1987) - Mandy Potemkin delivers one of the greatest revenge arcs in cinema.
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) - It’s just a flesh-wound.
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Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam - The Man Who Saves The World (1982) - AKA Turkish Star Wars. Did you bring a fist to a sword fight? Well don’t worry, you can always use your opponents arms against them.
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Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (1999) - The lightsaber duel that inspired many stick related injuries across early 2000’s suburbia.
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Spaceballs (1987) - Spaceballs the Vodville show! We are cautiously excited about the upcoming sequel.
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The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes’ Smarter Brother (1975) Robot fights are back, as Gene Wilder presents a bicycle powered fencing trainer.
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Hamlet (1996) - Kenneth Branagh’s lavishly art directed adaptation ratchets up the intensity of the final duel in this exceptionally faithful adaptation of the William Shakespeare classic.
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The Adams Family (1996) - More school plays should have a splash zone, discuss.
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Hamlet (1996) - Hey look, it’s a Hamlet sandwich.
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Prospero’s Books (1991) - Peter Greenway makes some fantastically weird films that are very pretty. We would strongly suggest reading a plot summary of them before sharing the full films with your kids.
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Jason and the Argonauts (1963) - Stop motion skeleton fight, Ray Harryhausen at his best.
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The Navigator (1924) - A lot of movies of this era used wavy glass to simulate under sea scenes; Keaton shot this underwater in Lake Tahoe instead, after collapsing a municipal pool on the first filming attempt.
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Captain Blood (1934) - Buckle your swashes, it’s Errol Flynn pirate fight time.
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Muppet Treasure Island (1996) - Kermit the Frog unbuckles Tim Curry’s swashes in some classic Muppet on Muppet mayhem.
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(After 9pm!) The Mask of Zorro (1998) - Speaking of… Antonio Banderas + Catherine Zeta-Jones. If you know you know; if you don’t you’ll find out after 9pm.
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(After 9pm!) The Heroic Trio (1993) - Michelle Yeoh, Anita Mui, & Maggie Cheung kick ass together in Johnnie To’s fantasy action insanityfest. Happy new year!
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The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes’ Smarter Brother (1975) - Fencing in a prophouse… As practical special effects technicians, this is the kind of scene you either dream of or dread, or both!
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Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1988) - We will use any excuse to show some of this excellent movie.
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The Empire Strikes Back (1980) - This scene features swordmaster Bob Anderson playing the role of Darth Vader. It’s so good.
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Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam - The Man Who Saves The World (1982) - Lax Turkish copyright laws and John William’s score really elevate this fight.
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The Empire Strikes Back (1980) - Spoiler alert.
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Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) - According to on set legend, there was a planned whip vs sword duel, but the star, Harrison Ford had come down with dysentery (which claimed many lives on the Oregon Trail) and suggested this simplified version that made it to the screen.
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Kung Fu Hustle (2004) - Stephen Chow convinced martial arts legend Yuen Qiu to come out of retirement for this movie, we are so glad he did.
Bonus clip by special request!
- That Darn Cat! (1965) - #TeamNigel sends their regards.
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