Workshop: Build your own Anti elder god Orgonite - Wednesday, April 1st, 2015

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This was a JOKE, an April fools joke. This workshop did not happen and probably never happen at VHS. Orgonite will not solve your problems, it will not save you from the boogie man, or cancer, it will not give you a bigger sex organ, It has no effect at all. Please stop emailing us about this workshop. If you are looking for Orgonite please seek help instead

What:

We will building an Orgonite crystal that has been proven to prevent the awakening of the elder gods. This crystal works on all elder gods including Cthulhu, Shub-Niggurath, Yaggdytha, and MORE!

A simple compound anyone can created with fairly inexpensive, widely-available materials which balances ambient energy by turning the negative energy into positive energy, with many easily-confirmed effects. Orgonite does this continuously, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. It even produced electricity when combined with magnets.

Quick Facts About Orgonite:

  • Simple. Easy to make. Works continuously.
  • Turns negative energy into positive energy.
  • Purifies the atmosphere, detoxifies water, ends drought.
  • Helps plants grow better, repels pests & requires less water.
  • Mitigates harmful effects of EMF radiation.
  • Disarms and repels predatory forms of life.
  • Inspires a pleasant demeanor and balanced, happier moods.
  • Frequently remedies insomnia and chronic nightmares.
  • Helps awaken your innate psychic senses.

Why:
Do you want to be driven insane? Do you want to be devoured? Well my patented Orgonite crystals will help

How:
The same way magnets work but focused on ‘evil ones’.

Where
The Vancouver Hackspace
1715 #104 Cook street, Vancouver, BC, Canada

When
Wednesday, April 1st, 2015 @ 7:30pm

Who
Anyone and everyone is welcome. If you are younger than 18 please bring your parent or guardian with you

There will be a $31.41 ½ workshop fee.
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This is discriminatory against our cultist members out to summon the elder gods to devour humanity!

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E-textiles workshop or anti-elder god workshop. I can’t decide which I want to participate in tonight!

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Workshop went well.

One person used aluminum sparkles instead of tinfoil sparkles and accidentally summoned a lesser demon. It was more like a imp then a demon. It materialized as a glowing light hovering above the table that sounded like angry bees, It looked something like this

It was a good thing that I had my trusty Orgonite pendant and was able to banish it back to-which-it-came.

We had the same problem we had every time we run this workshop. Sooner or later a naysayers or “High school graduates” starts talking smack about the awesome power of crystals. Luckily the crystals are also heavy and are good at bludgeoning people too (another great feature) .

Overall it was a good workshop. I might run another one next year.

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Alas, I didn’t make it to either workshop, but I’ll definitely try to get to this one next year. I want to learn how to bludgeon people with crystals! I mean build something with crystals. yeah, that’s what I meant.

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