Amazing Mysterious Vancouver Monolith Outside the Vancouver Hack Space

[Janet]

I just heard about the strange metal monolith that mysteriously appeared this morning outside VHS!!! I am intrigued!!!

I’ll be down later this week to stare into it with some fellow apes and throw bones into the sky (then use them as tools to make some furniture or solder some electronics at the hack space). Thanks mysterious alien visitors who can weld, whoever you are.

This is just beautiful and I hope we can keep it!

Vancouver now home to its very own mysterious metal monolith

p.s. I was not the Janet that did this interview (there are a bunch of us at VHS).

[chadleaman]

Great press!

[yeungx]

Anyone want to be in a mock news report we are filming regarding the monolith

I need 2 bystanders, one Anchorman in a suit, one crazy alien guy. Metal Janet will be staring has herself, and reporter lady will be played by my partner Hazel.

script is here. https://docs.google.com/document/d/19Porjwpbo3GZzCSKpf825XoKTypB6uqDhpk3Xp0ubMA/edit?usp=sharing

We are filming around noon on the 10th. join us if you can.

[Janet]

You mean documentary. Aliens are real yo.

[miststlkr]

no we aren’t

[Davonna]

Heya, I can be a red dwarf quarantine alien

[Stevemopolis]

I just went out to my workshop to discover that a large, solid maple monolith has suddenly appeared just inside the door! How mysterious!

[mike]

@Stevemopolis, the aliens must really love you.